That's intense
I've blown a few things in my day
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Randomize
