ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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