Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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