i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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