we're blogging at a bar
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
