You're so nebulous sometimes
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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