You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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