Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize