Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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