That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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