dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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