im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
