I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
he quoted the bible to break up with me
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize