maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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