first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
