is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
50% drunk capacity currently
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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