love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We are two peas in an std pod
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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