this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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