North Korea, Best Korea!
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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