There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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