I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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