i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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