It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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