Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I wear drunk well.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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