I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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