i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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