so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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