Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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