I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
