Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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