Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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