So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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