You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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