you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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