You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
