The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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