is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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