pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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