He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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