i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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