how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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