have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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