What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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