i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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