thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
