Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'm getting married
To pizza
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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