try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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