Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My life is pants optional.
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