Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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