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I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just want to make out with him forever
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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