Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You were trust falling into bushes
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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