Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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