i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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