Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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