it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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