with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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