Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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