lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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