Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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